On Juvenile's "Juve The Great", all the skits got me rolling cuz they sound like something you'd actually hear off the street. The skits are continued from the 400 Degreez album when them dudes got beat up by the Chinese people.
They start out with ol boy tryna spit game at a chick and acting like he knows Juvenile. When she leaves, his boy is like "I can't believe you sold that hoe that dream. You know you don't know none of them." The other fool is like "Nah, I know Juvenile, his brother, uhhhhhhhh--" His boy cuts him off "You don't none of them knukkas."
Sh1t is hilarious when homeboy's tryna get in the party and they won't let him in. His boy asks him to see the invitation and says "This a flyer!!" The other dude says "Yeah, but it says: (struggling through the words) L-L-Larry get in..... 'fo 11." His boy says "Maaaan, that says: ladies get in before 11!!"
Then, when they finally get in the party, homeboy's girl leaves him to go holla at Juvenile and he starts whining about his girl leaving him. He's like "Maaaaan, she got all these people laughing at me in here. I'm bout to cry in this muthafukka." And a bunch of people are laughing at him.