Funniest Skit on a Rap Album

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Had to bring this up after hearing that skit on Chingy's album, I think its track 14.

That sh!t is off man! I must of listened to that like 15, 20 times in a row. Hard times...Classic.

Another good one, although old is that Chinese restaraunt skit on the Fugees The Score album...Funny Sh!t.

Whatchu Got?
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Zer0PointEnergY said:
Another good one, although old is that Chinese restaraunt skit on the Fugees The Score album...Funny Sh!t.

Whatchu Got?
:cheers:
Yes! That was the one that came to mind as soon as i read the thread title!!

Theres another that I really cant remember well but theres an Indian guy in it, and they are asking him he's "thugged out" etc, hilarious! Anyone got any ideas on where this is from?

And you know that "Pause for Porno" is up there. "Cumming in my eye! Sh*t I cant see!"
 
StopRushing said:

Theres another that I really cant remember well but theres an Indian guy in it, and they are asking him he's "thugged out" etc, hilarious! Anyone got any ideas on where this is from?

Thats from NORE's first two albums. Haha, that **** was hilarious.
 
On Juvenile's "Juve The Great", all the skits got me rolling cuz they sound like something you'd actually hear off the street. The skits are continued from the 400 Degreez album when them dudes got beat up by the Chinese people.

They start out with ol boy tryna spit game at a chick and acting like he knows Juvenile. When she leaves, his boy is like "I can't believe you sold that hoe that dream. You know you don't know none of them." The other fool is like "Nah, I know Juvenile, his brother, uhhhhhhhh--" His boy cuts him off "You don't none of them knukkas."

Sh1t is hilarious when homeboy's tryna get in the party and they won't let him in. His boy asks him to see the invitation and says "This a flyer!!" The other dude says "Yeah, but it says: (struggling through the words) L-L-Larry get in..... 'fo 11." His boy says "Maaaan, that says: ladies get in before 11!!"

Then, when they finally get in the party, homeboy's girl leaves him to go holla at Juvenile and he starts whining about his girl leaving him. He's like "Maaaaan, she got all these people laughing at me in here. I'm bout to cry in this muthafukka." And a bunch of people are laughing at him.
 
lol y'all gotta add the one in the get rich or die tryin cd.


"jeffrey atkinssssssss aint hurt noboddddy" lol
hahahahahahaha


 
On the ja rule(blood in mye eyes)cd he got a pretty funny skit on there talking bout 50,its some dude that sounds like bernie mac....but I would have to say white owl bundy has the best skits.
 
Pick up any Redman album. Malpractice and Dare iz a Darkside was a f***in' riot.
 
yeah tea baggin was funny.... andre 3g got some on his.... whe.wher..where are my panties... i was like whatthe fuc!
 
YME3 said:
mannie fresh public service announcments on all cash money albums
Shiiiit, anything with Ziggy "The Gunz" Wiggler...



"Slim stretching them hoes out!! They got to go to the G.Y.B.O.N.!!"

"You rubberneckin and look-a-hooin!!"

"We got the socks on!! We got the boots on!! We got the socks-- oh, I already said socks."
 
the one on the bustarhymes album when he beats up the news reporter who's asking for a box lol hahahahahaha. all with a jamaican accent too. :D
 
DRUGS wrote:

Pick up any Redman album. Malpractice and Dare iz a Darkside was a f***in' riot.

Thst is it. Red was king of skits. gotta luv "The Stick Up" on Muddy Waters.

My fav skit gotta be Bizarre Ryde II the Pharcyde "Quentin's on the way". I know we all felt like that b4.
 
on hotboys last album. the one where big snot was playin the keyboard and mannie fresh was on the phone tell some chick his d!ck got hard while he was watchin star trek!!!
 
ther was this one on busta rhymes "the coming" about this dude give special attention to a prostitute, or something...
"whats it taste like?"
"snapply-apple, baby"
that was hella funny.
then there was on that nas album that had "nastradamus"... hydrodrops, or something. cleaning the monkey cages, kinna funny.
 
busta's ELE album. the campfire storyteller skit where the scoutmaster gets mauled while the kids cheer. lol haha funny sh!t
 
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