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Why I hate working in a music studio
A pretty funny read but I'm sure there's a little something in there that everyone who works in a studio can relate to.
A pretty funny read but I'm sure there's a little something in there that everyone who works in a studio can relate to.
They argue over the prices like it's nobody's business. Mate, the rates are what they are. They are set in stone. You'd imagine they would get this? NOPE! Every week another bunch of brainless Jay-Z wannabes stroll in and spend half an hour arguing with me over what discount I can give their 'crew' because they're an 'upcoming act' and they're going to hit it 'big' so they bring me 'repeat business'. PISS OFF. A lot of the time, they refuse to pay the remaining session time at the end of their session, so I'm obliged to withhold their recordings (another stupid thing the owner says we have to do). Sometimes they get violent. I've even been in a scuffle with two of the guys. It's an outright joke. But no... no that's not even the worst part.
The worst part is hearing some of these idiots clamber into the booth and start 'rapping'. Or 'singing'. This, for me is both the worst and best part of my job because on one side, I have to listen to the most talentless bunch of music class rejects rapping about guns and hoes which is excruciatingly painful on my ears. A lot of my mates look up to me and think it's a brilliant gig I've got working in a studio listening to music all day but they have no concept of things like FATIGUE and MONOTONY and the mind numbing droll that comes out of these kids mouths. It is at times unbearable. Stop wasting your ****ing pocket money!! The good part is thank God they smoke so much weed because I spend half my working life passively high and I've never bought a bag in my life.
I studied music for years and graduated with a technical degree in sound engineering and musical composition. I loved studying, it was full of bright people full of ideas and ambition. I was enthralled by working with professional musicians in a proper environment, there really is nothing like it. If I'd have known that studio work was this boring, monotonous and ****ing ridiculous though I probably wouldn't have gone that way. I'd probably have said **** THIS SHIT and studied aeronautical engineering instead.